Contestants on The Next Food Network Star Season 6
Ok, so I’ll admit it; I’m a bit bitter. I’m not bitter that the food network didn’t pick me for the show, I’m bitter that they didn’t even so much as send a mass e-mail to everyone who didn’t make it...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Season Premier
I hope you’ll appreciate my snark: 8:59 – Since when does Joan Cusack judge Food Network Shows? 9:00 – Who will it be, Bobby? Oh Brianna, thank you for that sexy wink. 9:02 – I still like Herb. I don’t...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 2
I’m back – hopefully funnier this time! 9:00 – Wish they would show that part where Alexis cried again. 9:03 – Aarti has a really simple step, that means she’s gonna fuck it up. Aaaaannnnd she fucked...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 3
8:59 – Ready? Today I’ve been drinking a bit, so it might be better. Are you watching this cake show? Has any one of these chefs ever seen the Simpsons? Their characters look awful. At least Joan...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 5
8:59 – I’m sorry I missed the last episode. I doubt many of you are too sorry. This week, I DVRed it and am watching it after the fact. This allows for more screen caps of the Future Food Network Star...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 6
Last week, Serena Facebook messaged me and asked why I hated her so much. If you’ve all been reading along, you probably would guess that it was closer to absolute infatuation. I have to call it like I...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 7
I was supposed to interview Serena at Brunch on Sunday. I’m still getting over a wicked sore throat/cold sweats/body ache assault that incapacitated me over the last four days for all but a single trip...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 8
Chicago was awesome! If you haven’t checked it out – you can see me judging the semi-finals of the Sears Chef Challenge by clicking here. I will have to figure out a way to rip that and cut just the...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – Week 9
I don’t know if I can watch this show anymore. Some website is calling this the “Season-long Artie coronation,” except they spell her name weird. I’m not psyched about that possibility. I’ve got the...
View ArticleLive Blogging The Next Food Network Star – The Finale
8:50 – 10 Minutes to the finale! Tom is getting ripped a new one by the judges from the last show. 8:57 – My favorite part of this season so far coming up … Aria getting booted. 8:58 – It’s only an...
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